kind of obsessed about the fact there was just uneaten cake on the ground yesterday
the cake
is the month you were born one of your favorite/least favorite months?
the month i was born is one of my favorite months
i'm fairly neutral about the month i was born
the month i was born is one of my least favorite months
Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.
Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:
The third edition of printed media for Ties That Bind’s lore and timeline, featuring Jace Zayden (Jazz), Hanley Riordan (HotRod), Seth Wagner (Swerve) and Carina Morales (Chromia) gracing the cover of Rolling Stone!
Stories inside feature Laila Badrolhisham (Lightbright) and Beauregard 'Beau' Laorou (Blurr)
Rolling Stone is more streamline in style, so I CAN offer this as a template for those interested.
This is part of a series!
- First Edition: TIME Persons of the Year feat. Megatron and OP
- Second Edition: GQ feat. Mirage
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Ok ok ok imagine:
Mirage secretly reading on emergency care for humans in case things get bad for Noah, so he can patch his boy up just like Noah is always patching him up because their love language is clearly reciprocation!
asjhfk that so asjhfs :U i love that so much anony
…. i imagine maybe .. he keeps little firstaid in his glove box but also for when kris is around too.
Barnaby chasing Eddie in that one audio clip that absolutely sent me
UTOPIAN CITIZEN TYPE: POTENS
The Potens are the pride and power of Utopia, with a portion of them assigned towards city-wide defense in case of emergencies. They are the most uncommon type, garnering them respect and admiration from (most) citizens.
This looks like an Office confessional with the Lunatic Cultist
important poll: do/did your parents take away your phone?
yes, my phone is taken away
no, other devices are taken away (computer, ipad, tablet)
yes, also other devices are taken away as well
no, other objects are taken away (video games, books, art supplies, ect.)
no, wtf are you talking about (parents wont take away things)
i dont have a phone
n/a + results
if u think about it wire mother probably made cloth mother gag on it